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Goat

February 2015

 
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January 2015
Cartoon by Gymglish

Goat, Ram or Sheep?

My gourmet diet includes boots, cans and pebbles. I’m a         (a)

I use horns to impress ladies. My testicles are functional. I’m a         (b)

People shave me and turn me into hatsAuthor: Josch13;
Permission: Creative Commons Deed CC0
. I am a         (c)

(a) goat
(b) ram
(c) sheep

Definitions

Goat (noun): A mammal known for its milk and meat.

AKA a sheep with a moustache.

Goats in the news

Gung Hay Fat Choy! No, we’re not calling you fat. It’s ‘Happy New Year’ in Chinese, starting in February.

2015 is the year of the goat. Or sheep. Or ram. No one’s sure, but it's the year of , a fluffy animal that eats garbage.

Chinese new year checklist

Give a kid a red envelope with cash. Just like politicians receive!

Light firecrackers. Nothing says ‘happy new year’ like explosives.

新年快乐!• 

• China will soon control the Earth Happy New Year!

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