The Word of the Month

Primaries

March 2012

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Definitions

Primary (adjective): Most important or basic; First.

Primaries (noun): Preliminary elections to select a candidate for a future, more important election.

Primary Stuff

Primary Colors: Red, Blue, Yellow. Like the Romanian flag. Go Romania!

Primary Forest: Lots of biodiversity. Sometimes primatesAuthor: Hans Hillewaert; CC BY-SA 3.0 (nos primos• , right?).

Primary School: Where you learned the primary skill of not peeing in your pants.

• Spanish for 'cousin'

Know your US Primary candidates

Democrats:

Barack Obama - Current president. Black guy. Possible terrorist.

Vermin Love Supreme - His program: obligatory tooth brushing, time travel research, a pony for every American.

Know your US Primary candidates

Republicans:

Mitt Romney - Mormon. Millionaire. Strategy: Defeat opposition with natural beautyAuthor: Richard Whitney; CC BY-SA 3.0.

Rick Santorum - Pro-Life, Pro-Gun, Pro-Torture. Pro-bably not going to win.

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