If you encounter Santa Claus
Call animal control
. Santa has a team of reindeer on your roof, probably with rabies.
. Share a high five with someone you love. Santa is rarer than the YetiAuthor: Oast House Archive; Permission: Attribution-ShareAlike 2.0 Generic
, Big FootAuthor: JNL; Permission: Licence Art Libre
and UFOsAuthor: Unknown; Permission: Public Domain
Have yourself a Merry Christmas!