DefinitionThe Moon (noun): Earth's only natural satellite, and future home of humanity once we finally destroy our planet.
To moon someone (expression): To pull one's pants down and expose one's behind to someone.
The Moon in the newsIn late August, Neil Armstrong, the first man on the moon, died. It was kind of a big deal.
In September, NASA sent the Curiosity Rover to Mars. It's not the moon, but close enough, right?
Types of moonsCrescent moon - Based on the traditional French pastry.
Full moon - Known for causing wild drug parties in Thailand. Mooning encouraged.
Sun & Moon - Common South Korean names. Prohibited in North Korea.
Moon MattersAccording to the Chinese, a rabbit lives on the moon. According to the Americans, an old man lives there.
In 100 years, rabbits are predicted to outnumber old men 1 billion to 1.