DefinitionsPrimary (adjective): Most important or basic; first.
Primaries (noun): Preliminary elections to select a candidate for a future, more important election.
Primary StuffPrimary Colors: Red, Blue, Yellow. Like the Romanian flag. Go Romania!
Primary Forest: Lots of biodiversity. Sometimes primates, our primos*.
Primary School: Where you learned the primary skill of not peeing in your pants.
*Spanish for “cousin”
2012 US Primary candidates (Democrats)Barack Obama - Current president. Dignified, smart and diplomatic. He must be stopped at all costs.
Vermin Love Supreme - His program: obligatory tooth brushing, time travel research, a pony for every American.
2012 US Primary candidates (Republicans)Mitt Romney - Mormon. Millionaire. Strategy: Defeat opposition with natural beauty.
Rick Santorum - Pro-Life, Pro-Gun, Pro-Torture. Pro-bably not going to win.