DefinitionA job is a position, profession or type of work.
Steve Jobs (1955-2011). Now living in the iClouds. He lived life to the Macs.
Joblessness Around the WorldZimbabwe: 97% unemployment rate (pretty much everyone except Mugabe)
Afghanistan: 35% (lots of distractions these days)
Spain: 20% (we are all indignant)
Apple Computers: 100% (no more Jobs)
iQuotes“10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.”
-Anonymous Internet Optimist
Jobs, Jobs, JobsDream Jobs: Dictator, pop star, astronaut.
Bad Jobs: Michael Jackson's doctor, Bernie Madoff's accountant.
Other Jobs: Blow jobs, Boob jobs, Steve Jobs (rest in peace).