DefinitionsPirate: A person that attacks ships in order to steal from them. Affinity for rum, wooden legs, talking parrots.
Also: A person that illegally copies or distributes copyrighted material. Affinity for high bandwidth, anonymous IP addresses, talking parrots.
Pirate knowledgeModern Somali pirates can earn up to 79,000 USD per year, minus the cost of gasoline, boats and guns. Kids, consider a career as a pirate!
Notable PiratesBlack Beard, Captain Hook, Johnny Depp. All of them have beards, only one works for Disney.
You and me: Your hard drive is full of contraband. You're a pirate, my friend, just like the rest of us.